Guythatnooneknows Has Opinions

Wait. No I'm not. In fact, if you gay rights activists can't come up with anything better to fight for then a penguin's right to be gay, then I hope we deny you all civil liberties forever.

Penguins Should Stay Gay? Fuck That!!

And in other gay penguin related news.... We're Here, We're Queer, We're Penguins. More like, WHAT THE FUCK??

Let me just say, that I am an avid animal fan. I think they're pretty cool. Gay animals?? I refuse to believe, no matter what scientific evidence is presented that any animal is gay. And especially not penguins, they're too god damned cute and stream-lined.