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Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Julia Roberts... WHA HAPPEN???
You were pregnant for eight months Julia Roberts. In those eight months you and your husband, (that by the way, you stole from another marraige) thought of, what has got to be up there with a few of the stupidest names of heard this year. In a year including, names such as Airplane Pilot and Apple, coming from stars that young kids idolize no less, you two short bus graduates named your twins...
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Hazel Patricia and Phinnaeus Walter Moder. When reached for comment before she went into labor, Julia Roberts commented, ''My babies weigh six pounds each. That's 12 pounds of just baby in me right now.''
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Hazel Patricia and Phinnaeus Walter Moder. When reached for comment before she went into labor, Julia Roberts commented, ''My babies weigh six pounds each. That's 12 pounds of just baby in me right now.''
To recall a few other gems from this years' round of baby names.. Apple Martin ( Gweynth Paltrow and Chris Martin's love child), two Prince Micheal Jacksons (the second Prince Micheal's nickname is Blanket) and finally their cousin Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).
All these names only make me want to punt these babies into the 15th row of a WWE wrestling show, ala Gene Snitsky.
-Guy
Sunday, November 28, 2004
Welcome!
Welcome, one and all, to my blog.
I have done it this time. I've unleashed upon the world the true and complete knowledge of myself, Guythatnooneknows. To whatever readers I manage to gather, I will destroy you with factoids and figures of things that previous to this posting you thought, in your heart of hearts, to never exist and never composed.
My opinions shall be brought to you in a fashion that will truely bring you to your knees. Hardcore! Nothing will be withheld, should I find something interesting, my loyal readers, you shall be the first to know.
So, let it begin, from now until forever, welcome to Guythatnooneknows Has Opinions!
I have done it this time. I've unleashed upon the world the true and complete knowledge of myself, Guythatnooneknows. To whatever readers I manage to gather, I will destroy you with factoids and figures of things that previous to this posting you thought, in your heart of hearts, to never exist and never composed.
My opinions shall be brought to you in a fashion that will truely bring you to your knees. Hardcore! Nothing will be withheld, should I find something interesting, my loyal readers, you shall be the first to know.
So, let it begin, from now until forever, welcome to Guythatnooneknows Has Opinions!