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It's there bath-houses. I was listening to NPR this morning on the way to work, and it was their daily coverage brought to you by the BBC. The Russian bathhouse works like this, there's seperate ones for men and women, but men don't go together like the women do.

A bunch of women get together and go to the bathhouse. The first thing they do is get naked. Then they go to the steam room. After steaming down for a good while, they all get birch branches and repeatedly swat each other with them... while their all naked. Then, after they swat each other with the birch branches they proceed the shower room. When they get there they all soak under the hot water. Then they take turns rubbing honey all over each other's bodies.

I know I'm not the only one that recognizes how hot this is. I propose we steal the only good thing about Russia and bring it to America.. who's with me???